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"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." — Albert Schweitzer
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." — Colette
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." — Hippolyte Taine
"I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul." — Jean Cocteau
"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." — Leonardo da Vinci
"Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the leash. That one is the cat." — Mark Twain
"A home without a cat -- and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat -- may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?" — Pudd'nhead Wilson
"If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much." — Mark Twain
"A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime." — Mark Twain Notebook, 1895
"You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals." — George Mikes
"Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you." — Mary Bly
"For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat." — Anon
"There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat." — Tay Hohoff
"God made the cat in order that humankind might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger." — Fernand Mery
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." — Jeff Valdez
"Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them." — Jim Davis
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." — English Proverb
"Beware of people who dislike cats." — Irish Proverb
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." — Colonial American Proverb
"With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?" — Fernand Mery
"A meow massages the heart." — Stuart McMillan
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens." — Abraham Lincoln
"No heaven will not ever be Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." — Tombstone Inscription
"How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven." — Robert A. Heinlein
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." — Anon
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." — Anon
" There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." — Anon
"No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch." — Leo Dworken
"One cat just leads to another." — Ernest Hemingway
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." — Ernest Menaul
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." — Ellen Perry Berkeley
"As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind." — Cleveland Amory
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